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Man Buys Lottery Ticket To Break $100 Bill – Wins $10M Jackpot

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MASSACHUSETTS – One man hit a huge stroke of luck after buying two lottery tickets at a Boston sandwich shop to break a $100 bill so he could buy lunch. It was his lucky day, because the man won a $10 million jackpot!

The man, Richard Noll, claimed the prize at the lottery headquarters in Braintree earlier this week. He chose to receive the money in a one-time payment of a measly $6.5 Million after taxes.

In a brief interview, Noll said he only bought the two Platinum Millions instant lottery tickets when he went into a sandwich shop and needed to break a $100 bill to pay for lunch. The shop receives a $50,000 bonus for selling the winning ticket, and all the excitement and promotion that comes from selling a winning lottery ticket.

Noll said he will buy a house, make some investments, and take his granddaughter to Walt Disney World.

Lucky prick.

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Serial Foot-Licker Turns Himself Into Police

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TORONTO – York Regional Police have arrested a man in relation to a series of crimes that involved him entering Ontario tanning salons and, allegedly, licking women’s feet.

Gross.

The man, 28-year-old Mattieu Petrin, has been charged with four counts of sexual assault, three counts of theft under $5,000, robbery and sexual interference with a person under the age of 16.

Police say that the first reported incident of the serial foot-licker happened on November 19, when Mattieu entered a tanning salon in Richmond Hill around 3:35 p.m., approached a woman, and asked if he could take a look at her shoes.

The suspect then tried to smell the woman’s shoes and fled the scene with it. The following day, he entered another tanning salon in Richmond Hill, approached a woman, and began asking questions about her boots. He then grabbed the victim’s leg, removed her boot and sock, and then licked her foot without consent.

He later fled the scene with the victim’s boot and sock.

Mattieu is scheduled to appear in court on Thursday, November 27.

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