Category Archives: What the Frack

Man Shot for Being Bad at Sex


58-Year-old Sadie Bell shot her boyfriend in the stomach after an altercation erupted regarding his sexual performance. According to Sadie, his performance was unsatisfactory.To add insult to injury, Sadie accused her boyfriend of cheating on her, because she claims he didn’t produce enough semen during orgasm.  Read more

Retired US Marine claims he spent 17 years on MARS protecting five human colonies from Martians


Not only are there 5 human colonies on Mars but there are aliens too. At least, according to retired officer, Captain Kaye there is.

Captain Kaye claims to have served in a top secret space fleet run by a multinational organization named “The Earth Defense Force.” It would sound so bad ass if it was actually true.

In testimony, Captain Kaye even stated that he was trained to fly three different types of space fighters and three bombers. Sounds convincing.

Captain Kaye says after 20 years of duty he described a retirement ceremony that took place on the moon which he claims was presided over by VIPs including ex-defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld.

Captain Kaye’s story sounds like something right out of a science fiction movie. Is it true, or is it false?

It’s almost definitely made up. Donald Rumsfeld is 81-years-old. How the hell is he getting to the moon? His brittle bones would turn to dust while trying to exit the Earth’s atmosphere.


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