He came, he saw…and then he died. Read more
Category Archives: What the Frack
Forgive me father for I have sinned. Read more
She just wanted to be lovin’ it. Read more
58-Year-old Sadie Bell shot her boyfriend in the stomach after an altercation erupted regarding his sexual performance. According to Sadie, his performance was unsatisfactory.To add insult to injury, Sadie accused her boyfriend of cheating on her, because she claims he didn’t produce enough semen during orgasm. Read more
For religious reasons, he promised to live the life of a poor man. What kind of deal is that? Read more
I had no idea that tiger selfies were a legitimate legal issue, that required lawmakers to act quickly. Read more
Not only are there 5 human colonies on Mars but there are aliens too. At least, according to retired officer, Captain Kaye there is.
Captain Kaye claims to have served in a top secret space fleet run by a multinational organization named “The Earth Defense Force.” It would sound so bad ass if it was actually true.
In testimony, Captain Kaye even stated that he was trained to fly three different types of space fighters and three bombers. Sounds convincing.
Captain Kaye says after 20 years of duty he described a retirement ceremony that took place on the moon which he claims was presided over by VIPs including ex-defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld.
Captain Kaye’s story sounds like something right out of a science fiction movie. Is it true, or is it false?
It’s almost definitely made up. Donald Rumsfeld is 81-years-old. How the hell is he getting to the moon? His brittle bones would turn to dust while trying to exit the Earth’s atmosphere.
It’s better late than never. Read more
I would just love to hear how the inventor came up with the idea for this machine. Read more
Casual Fridays just got a whole less casual.