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8-Year Old Scores First Touch Down, Results In $500 Fine For His Team


Remember. These days everyone has to be a winner.  Read more

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Football Coach Fired Because Parent Claims Eating Watermelon is Racist


Do you know what’s racist? Thinking that eating watermelon is racist.  Read more

Man Gets Stuck Inside Woman During Sea Sex Thanks To Water Suction


Don’t feel bad, I’m sure it’s happened to lots of people.  Read more

12-Year-Old boy Needs Help Finding The Best Shirt Ever


The Holy Grail of shirts. Read more

Putting your Feet Up on New York Subway Will Get You A Ticket & Maybe A Night In Jail


How is this a law? Read more

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