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Firefighters Braced For Spike In Calls Over Bondage Mishaps! Why?

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Happy Valentine’s weekend.

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Man Tries To Shoot Cellphones Over Prison Wall Via Crossbow

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Personally, I would have used a longbow.  Read more

Croatian Court Orders Dog To Not Bark At Night

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Life in Croatia for a dog is ruff. Read more

Man Writes ‘Drug Dealer’ As Occupation On His Police Report

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He’s a drug dealer, not a liar. Read more

For F*cks Sake Florida, Part 1: Failed Robbery, Dolphin Sex, A Napping Outlaw,

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The best news stories from Florida, compiled nicely into one article.  Read more

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